there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
