Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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