Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Someone shattered a urinal.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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