whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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