I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I could make wine with my vomit
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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