I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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