I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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