She just used a chaser for red wine.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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