i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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