this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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