Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I think your dad took our porno
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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