Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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