i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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