My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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