I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
