'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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