we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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