everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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