I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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