An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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