If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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