I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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