I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I smell stomach acid.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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