I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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