we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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