It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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