There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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