Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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