Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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