That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We don't watch enough power rangers
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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