WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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