Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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