just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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