what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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