He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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