i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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