I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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