I murdered the dance floor call the cops
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
What a dumb baby whore.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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