hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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