Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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