only if we run a train.
done.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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