Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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