She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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