We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
