john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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