singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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