The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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