Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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