everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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