FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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