Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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